Lil’ Guardsman: Walkthrough and Achievements

You can use our guide to learn what path to follow in Lil’ Guardsman, the achievements and how to achieve these achievements.

Lil’ Guardsman Guide

Every conversation option has not been listed unless it affects the story or could be misable, and assumes the reader will be talking to characters and exploring the world. Statements that seem out of context will hopefully make sense when in the right situation as you naturally progress through the game.

Level 1

  1. Mrs. Abenathy
  2. Admit
  3. Tyronius Athanatos
  4. Call Ashe
  5. Talk + Doubt
  6. Truth Spray
  7. Deny
  8. Denise D’Cyclops
  9. Decoder Ring
  10. Talk + Trust
  11. Talk + Trust
  12. Admit
  13. Grumpkin T. Dankworth (& Whelp)
  14. X-Ray + Confiscate
  15. Talk + Doubt
  16. Whip
  17. Deny
  18. Garby Bunches
  19. Return
  20. Call Malcolm
  21. Talk + Trust
  22. Talk + Trust

Intermission 1

  • Push the Button
  • Confiscate Papers + Admit
  • Keep the bars

Level 2

  • Crystals
  • 1 x Metal Detector
  • 1 x X-Ray
  • 1 x Whip
  1. Sheamus MacGoblin
  2. Metal Detector + Confiscate Red Paint
  3. Call Malcolm
  4. Talk + Trust
  5. Admit
  6. Fenton Harcourt Mudd
  7. Call Ashe + Confiscate
  8. Talk + Trust
  9. Talk + Doubt
  10. Admit
  11. Signor Cappello Fantastico
  12. Talk + Trust
  13. Talk + Tease
  14. Talk + Trust
  15. Admit
  16. Mayala
  17. Talk + Trust
  18. Talk + Trust
  19. Talk + **** Off
  20. Admit
  21. Sir Beverley
  22. Talk + Doubt
  23. Talk + Doubt
  24. Whip
  25. Chloe
  26. Talk + Doubt
  27. X-Ray + Confiscate
  28. Talk
  29. Deny

Intermission 2

  • Talk to Fenton + Kept them Out
  • Sell everything except Fosse
  • Upgrade 2 x X-Ray

Level 3

  • Crystals
  • 3 x X-Ray
  1. Prince Finius
  2. Talk + Tease
  3. Talk + Tease
  4. Talk + Tease
  5. Admit
  6. No + I Don’t Want To
  7. Dwarven Tinkerer
  8. X-Ray + Return
  9. Talk + Trust
  10. Talk + Trust
  11. Admit
  12. Duchy of Scarborough
  13. Talk + Trust
  14. Talk + Trust
  15. X-Ray
  16. Saruna Goodfoot
  17. X-Ray
  18. Rewind
  19. Talk + Trust
  20. Talk + Confiscate
  21. Talk
  22. Admit
  23. Praetor Kargin
  24. Talk + Doubt
  25. Talk + Doubt
  26. Talk + Doubt
  27. Deny
  28. Praetor Kargin
  29. Admit

Intermission 3

  • Max bet on the Brawlers
  • Pay the dwarf

Level 4

  • Crystals
  • 2 x X-Ray
  1. Buttface
  2. Talk + Tease + Confiscate
  3. Talk + Trust
  4. Talk + Doubt
  5. Deny
  6. The Edward The Great Magician
  7. Talk + 6
  8. X-Ray + Mention Glasses
  9. Talk + Tease
  10. Admit
  11. Magnus the Magnificent
  12. Talk + Tease
  13. Talk + Doubt
  14. Talk + Doubt
  15. Jail
  16. Echo the Wanderer
  17. X-Ray + Confiscate
  18. Talk + Trust
  19. Talk
  20. Admit

Intermission 4

  • Rage – Rogue + Retry
  • Rage – Mage + Not Moose
  • Lightning Round – Mage
  • Choose the Mage
  • Talk to Beverley + Risk + Risk
  • Talk to Kargin + Apologise
  • Rest
  • Take the Chronometer
  • Choose Lamont
  • Sell everything except Fosse + Petrardian Wine
  • Pay Mrs. Abenathy + Peg + Go Enjoy
  • Bet Max on Marauders

Level 5

  • Crystals
  • 1 x Decoder
  • 1 x Metal Detector
  • 1 x X-Ray
  1. Count Heinrich Von Pyre
  2. Talk + Doubt
  3. Talk + Doubt
  4. Talk + Trust
  5. Inventory + Bag of Rice
  6. Werewolf
  7. Jail
  8. Mrs. Abenathy
  9. Talk + Doubt
  10. Talk + Doubt
  11. Talk + Doubt + Award Winning Bun
  12. Tyronius Athanatos
  13. Talk + Tease
  14. Metal Detector + Confiscate + Fashion Statement
  15. Talk + Doubt
  16. Deny + No
  17. Scary Tree Monster
  18. Talk + Trust
  19. Decoder Ring
  20. Talk + Trust
  21. Admit
  22. Hooded Figure
  23. X-Ray + Return
  24. Call Ashe
  25. Admit
  • Duplicate Save
  • Go to the installation folder
  • Find LilGuardsman_Data
  • Delete an unused save
  • Copy the current save and rename to the deleted one

Intermission 5

  • (Kargan Save) – Kargan of Marvagh
  • (Finius Save) – Finius of Petrard
  • Chronometer Under Bed

Level 6

  • Crystals
  • 1 x Decoder
  • Kargan Save
  • What a Baby
  • Vlad the Xtreme
  • Finius Save
  • What a Baby
  • Suzette Courgette
  1. Edward The Official Officiant
  2. Talk + Tease
  3. Call Stryker
  4. Call Ashe
  1. Kargan Save
  2. Helena Halfling
  3. Finius Save
  4. Edith Tinselton
  1. Articulus Flamehands
  2. Talk + Doubt
  3. Talk + Trust
  4. Decoder Ring
  1. Kargan Save
  2. Monty’s
  3. Finius Save
  4. Catering Corp
  1. Chuck
  2. Talk + Doubt
  3. Talk + Doubt
  4. Call Malcolm
  5. Admit
  6. Iris Lapidary
  7. Talk + Trust
  8. Admit

Intermission 6

  • Inventory + Chronometer
  • GLA Headquarters + Note

Level 7

  • (Palace) Talk to Dad
  • (Inn) Talk to Jacob
  • (Inn) Talk to Mrs Abenathy
  • (Palace) Talk to Kellii
  • (Inn) Talk to Mrs Abenathy
  • (Inn) Talk to Arta (Barkeep)
  • (Dungeon) Talk to Whelp
  • (Dungeon) Talk to Malcolm
  • (Stadium) Talk to Helena Halfling
  • (Inn) Talk to Mrs Abenathy
  • (Palace) Talk to Edward
  • 4 x Keep Listening + Reset
  • Object
  • Duplicate Another Save
  • Duplicate your current run into the third slot, this will be used for the “lose” achievements

Level 8

  • Crystals
  • 1 x Truth Spray
  1. Elmer John
  2. Talk + Trust
  3. Talk + Doubt
  4. Talk + Doubt
  5. Draft
  6. Grumpkin T. Dankworth (& Whelp)
  7. Talk + Tease
  8. Talk + The Goblins + Where Is He
  9. Call Malcolm
  10. Glory Ann
  11. Talk + Trust
  12. Talk + Doubt
  13. Talk + Trust
  14. Deny
  15. Julian
  16. Talk + Trust
  17. Talk + Trust
  18. Call Ashe
  19. Admit
  20. Duchy of Scarborough
  21. Talk + Trust
  22. Truth Spray
  23. Call Stryker
  24. Admit
  25. Bosco
  26. Talk + Trust
  27. Talk + Doubt
  28. Talk + Tease
  29. Draft

Intermission 8

  • Too Dangerous
  • I’ll Tell You + Explain
  • (If you accidently sold Fosse) Buy Blowtorch
  • Positive Letter Response
  • Choose Fosca Falcons

Level 9

  • Crystals
  • 1 x Decoder
  • 1 x Truth Spray
  • 1 x X-Ray
  • 1 x Whip
  1. Fenton Harcourt Mudd
  2. Talk + Trust
  3. Talk + Trust
  4. Talk + Trust
  5. Admit
  6.  
  7. Call Malcolm + Give
  8. Draft
  9. Catering Corp
  10. Call Malcolm
  11. Decoder Ring
  12. Talk + Doubt
  13. Jail
  14. Albert
  15. Talk + Tease
  16. Talk + Doubt
  17. Talk + Confiscate
  18. Deny
  19. Echo the Wanderer
  20. Call Malcolm
  21. Talk
  22. Talk
  23. Admit
  24. ? & Peaches
  25. Talk + Tease
  26. Talk + Trust
  27. Talk + Trust
  28. Truth Spray + Maybe I’ve Got Something + Give
  29. Draft
  30. Wilbur “Kaboose” Orville
  31. Talk + Trust
  32. X-Ray + Confiscate
  33. Talk + Trust
  34. Admit

Intermission 9

  • Choose the Cyclops
  • Really Good Joke
  • Choose Truth Spray
  • Choose the Left Card
  • Talk to Signor Cappello Fantastico + Play it Tough
  • Artimus + (Based on previous choices) + King Finius and Queen Buttermilk + Lute

Level 10

  • Crystals
  • 1 x Decoder
  • 1 x Truth Spray
  • 2 x X-Ray
  • 1 x Whip
  1. Witch
  2. Truth Spray
  3. Deny + Return
  4. Scary Tree Monster
  5. Talk + Trust
  6. Talk + Trust
  7. Call Ashe
  8. Deny
  9. Zombies
  10. Talk + Tease
  11. Talk + Tease
  12. Whip
  13. Mole Person
  14. Talk + Trust
  15. Talk + Trust
  16. Talk + Trust
  17. Admit
  18. Stabitha Grieves
  19. Talk + Doubt
  20. X-Ray
  21. Decoder Ring
  22. Ghost Finders
  23. Talk + Doubt
  24. Talk + Tease
  25. X-Ray
  26. Count Von Pyre
  27. Okay

Intermission 10

  • Advice Caution + What
  • Sell everything
  • Upgrade Decoder, Whip, Metal Detector, 2 x Truth Spray

Level 11

  • Crystals
  • 2 x Decoder
  • 2 x Metal Detector
  • 4 x Truth Spray
  • 2 x X-Ray
  • 2 x Whip
  1. Kellii
  2. Talk + Trust
  3. Decoder Ring
  4. X-Ray
  5. Deny
  6. Variable
  7. (Finius Save) Praetor Kargin
  8. Talk + Doubt
  9. (Kargin Save) Prince Finius
  10.  
  11. Meribella
  12. Talk + Trust
  13. Talk + Trust
  14. Decoder Ring
  15. Draft
  16. Banggaloreian
  17. Talk + Doubt
  18. Metal Detector + Confiscate
  19. Talk + Trust
  20. Admit
  21. Gary
  22. Truth Spray
  23. Talk + Doubt
  24. Deny + Rewind
  25. Truth Spray
  26. Talk + Doubt
  27. Talk + Confiscate
  28. Deny
  29. Captain Jane Piegeon
  30. Talk + Trust
  31. X-Ray + Confiscate
  32. Talk + Trust
  33. Draft
  34. Teeny Thom MacGoblin
  35. Talk + Doubt
  36. Truth Spray
  37. Metal Detector + Confiscate
  38. Jail
  39. Dennis
  40. Talk + Doubt
  41. Talk + Doubt
  42. Talk + Doubt
  43. Deny

Level 12

  • Tell Dad to go to Tyronius
  • Talk to Articulus + Life and Death
  • Talk to Catering Corp + Yes
  • Talk to Suzette Courgette
  • Talk to Articulus
  • Talk to Tyronius
  • For the level 8 Kargin save, lose 2/3 of the battles then finish the game
  • For the level 8 Finius save, make another spare copy of the save. Then do 2/3 losses on one save, and 2/3 wins on the other.
Written by TacticalCatalyst

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