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A digital voyeur simulator where you watch strangers through surveillance cameras. Invade their privacy and witness their most intimate moments, but don’t interact with the subjects, anything could happen if you dare feed the monkeys.
Welcome to the complete Do Not Feed the Monkeys Achievements Guide.
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Do Not Feed the Monkeys Achievements
They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.
Talk to Peole in her language, so you don’t know exactly what you’re talking about. If you choose the term “LOVE” three times in a row, you’ll get this achievement.
The only primates able to lay eggs.
If you speak with Amelia Winnipeg and convince her that you know about the money in her safe, you can blackmail her and ask her for a Mallarmé Egg.
Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.
Getting the Umbrella gift sent to you.
If you record different videos of Captain Rush and will be sending it to Shock.TV for three days in a row, you’ll be able to make the Government send a rocket to rescue her. If, also, you get to talk to the Captain’s son, in return, she’ll send you this gift.
Generous by nature, they ensure everyone in their group eats.
Order some food for Rick Stevens.
They look past appearances, these monkeys search for inner beauty.
Get the Naked Ashley’s Photographs gift.
Record the driver taking photoraphs of Ashley and then blackmail her. If you do so, you can ask for different things… including photographs of the actress naked.
They are crazy about spotlights, flashes, and teen-ape actresses.
Get the Ashley’s Signed Photographs gift.
Tell Ashley’s agent someone is taking photographs of Ashley naked. If you give him enough accurate information, he will send you some signed photos as a reward.
They hate moving around the jungle on foot.
Record the driver taking photoraphs of Ashley and then blackmail her. If you do so, you can ask for different things… including being your driver, so going to supermarket will be much quicker.
They group around charismatic and a bit genocidal alpha males.
Encourage August Henkel to conquer the world again. As a reward, he will send you some of his most valuable items.
They transform, shriek, and easily replace their fur.
Get the Blonde Wig.
Discourage Jonathan Dull from pursuing his dream of being famous as The SheWolf of Wall Street. So, he’ll send you his wig, since he’s not going to use it anymore.
These monkeys put their offspring’s happiness before anything else.
Get the C.H.C.S. Trophy gift.
Denounce the parents of the crying child to the C.H.C.S. Service, by recording a video of the kid crying and sending it to the service. If you do so, they’ll send you this gift in reward.
They love sports and cleaning. And they really hate closed environments.
Get the Corsair’s Mascot Doll gift.
Have the cleaning operator rescued by getting his telephone number and calling his wife. If you do so, she’ll send you this as a reward.
The most creative and talented, but somewhat inclined towards eschatology.
Choose the name of the book the crew of Gustav Jenkings will write for you. If you choose a crazy, scatological one, you’ll get this achievement.
Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the fight between species.
Get the Three Antlered Deer Head gift.
Record a video of the Three Antlered Deer and send it to the Hunters… they’ll slaughter them and send you this gift in return.
Lemur wylonii major
Apes with flawless morality. TOTALLY flawless.
Get the Wylon’s Bible gift.
Have a thriving plant when the Wylon’s Witnesses come and take their plant back
Lemur wylonii medus
Good, caring, empathetic… These primates are morally acceptable.
Keep your plant healthy and green.
Lemur wylonii vulgaris
Never trust them, these monkeys have the worst morals.
Make your plant dry and thorny.
Gorilla clubensis minor
Obedient and helpful primates.
Answer correctly to 3 or more Club’s quests.
Gorilla clubensis medus
Very obedient and very helpful primates.
Answer correctly to 6 or more Club’s quests.
Gorilla clubensis major
The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.
Answer correctly to 9 or more Club’s quests.
They belong to the second Club level, Amateur Zoologist
Get to Level 2.
They belong to the third Club level, Master in Primatology
Get to Level 3.
They have reached the Club’s highest level, The Great Primate’s Cage
Get to Level 4.
They go crazy about the most extreme emotions from the idiot box
Send 20 or more different videos to Shock.TV.
Half ape, half mole, these primates cannot keep their mouth shut.
Uninstall MonkeyVision after FBI have moved to your block and collaborate with them.
The most faithful, loyal, and discreet primates.
Refuse to collaborate with FBI after they have moved to your block.
They like money almost as much as piggybanks like money.
You have more than $499
Now you see them, now you don’t, these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.
You uninstall the MonkeyVision application very fast, before 12:00 of Day 1
Big fans of maxing out their card without leaving the tree.
Buy and send 4 or more items of ProOwl Mart, regardless of the results.
Methodical and obsessive, they don’t stop until their pencil has worn out.
Write down more than 190 words in your notebook in a game.
They have an insatiable appetite. Worth having a mop at hand when they are about.
Eat 9 times in a row.
Mandrillus collector minor
Amateur collectors. They always keep some souvenirs.
Keep more than 4 gifts simultaneously.
Mandrillus collector medus
Skilled collectors. It’s hard for them to get rid of their stuff.
Keep more than 6 gifts simultaneously.
Mandrillus collector major
Compulsive collectors. They keep everything. Absolutely EVERYTHING.
Keep more than 8 gifts simultaneously.
Do Not Feed the Monkeys Full Achievements Guide is done.