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Hello from our PAYDAY 3 How to Deal Lead Guard guide. You bastards! In this guide, Hoxton will teach you how to deal with it! Without going crazy like a wolf on a Saturday night when there is no nightclub open in town!
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PAYDAY 3 How to Deal Lead Guard
Welcome to our PAYDAY 3 How to Deal Lead Guard guide. You know well this bloke will enter anywhere in the bloody map and ya tossers are caught with your pants down like a wanker wee lad after yer mum suddenly barges into your room to clean ya mess. Once Dallas was picklocking the bloody VIP area of Ashton Fine and the wanker walked right on his back with the biggest smile a cont like him can have. The has got medals for arresting the Payday gang several times by just being a little more money than the other guards! end of the world, I tell ya! And to boot, the wanker has a boyfriend or something at the central, because his pager won’t stop going on and off like a plonker during their first sex night!
WOT? Ya tossers don’t know? When ya do any bloody heist on Overkill mode the for brains is always there roaming about like he owns the place.
He looks like a chauffeur that’s in charge of driving kids from Yank schools with that hat and big kevlar combo!
wanker loves to make his presence known, he’s challenging the payday gang!
Now if only Dallas would allow me to go loud i’d plant one right between his eyes and go for a pint at the end of the day.
Option 1 – Plant a camera on his neck
One of the skills ya can grab for going stealth is called “Glitch protocol”.
It’s in the Hacker tree and ya can use it to mess up the tossers pagers for a fiver of seconds.
I don’t know how it works, that brilliant sweet asian-looking lass from the gang gave it to us.
You can take that chance to toss a microcamera right on that basturd’s neck! Then get the out of there if you’re not on a public area cause the wanker will detect you anyway ya daft cont!
Now you can just press the Microcam button, (PRESS IT, not hold it, ya idiot sandwich) and you can watch where the basturd goes around anytime.
This is very important because even if you memorize his pathing, he changes pathing on some heists everytime you complete a new objective.
“But Hoxton, why don’t you just toss it on his back?”
You wankers, you need to see where he’s going, not where he’s been! Yes i know you can spin the bloody thing but if you put it on his ass the first thing you’ll see is the count taking a crapper somewhere you disgusting wankers! Y
es you can toss it on his back, I just find it much easier to have it on his front so you can quickly see where he’s looking at without having to spin the camera all the time like a wazzock.
Option 2 – Choke the basturd for good!
Chains taught me how to answer the bloody pager while choking the sorry life out of wanker guards and guess what
This causes the bloody thing to stop going off! You only waste one pager.
All you need is this training over here:
Apparently this isn’t one of those “glitch” things Joy keeps talking about either.
The tossers at Starbreeze said in an interview that some of the skills were meant to surpass the challenges put into some of the difficulties.
So until they patch, if the bloody wankers ever do – that is, it’s a feature!
Option 3 – GO LOUD AS HEISTING NATURE INTENDED
Until the wankers at starbreeze decide to release new heists with “Stealth only” funny business, all of the heists can be done loud
Put one right between the eyes of this wanker like all the heisting gods intended.
Warning, forcing loud by your own will cause Dallas to be a complaining numpty dipstick on ye ear throughout the whole heist though.
How many Medic bags that bonkers lad need anyway?